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qwerty.

2009-09-09T12:17:00.006+01:00

Iv been qwertying some of my friends over the past 2 days. Heres a sample of some of the bizzare people.

Iv done about 10, i plan on doing more and maybe starting a little animation with the characters.

If i do make one of you, and you dont like it tell me and il take it down.
Donations would be brilliant aswell... ahahaha...

Bye guys.

Blog.

2009-09-07T15:27:00.002+01:00

Im starting this bad boy up again. When i posted regulary before there wasnt really much point in the posts, apart from the ones which people could comment on ( 101 things id like to do before i kick the bucket) , or the silly ones which were silly about silly storys about silly me.

Im guessing they were aload of billhooks so im taking a new approach to the blog. Im clueless to what yet but il be having a think. There will probably alot of uploading of drawings, asking your opinions on things and il be posting images/links/stuff about interesting things iv found and like.

Also if you do read this please leave a comment with any ideas or whatever, id love to here them you crazy's.

Good day to ye all x

First post since new year...

2009-03-22T16:05:00.003Z

Hello again, missed me? Nope? thought so muahaha.

Not much work to do now untill easter which im glad about, il be finishing off the music video to a better standard very soon so in the next few weeks il be posting it up ( sooner than later )

anyway short post, if you read and have skype add me - deangaryrobson

always good to chat.

Bye x

Happy New Year

2009-01-04T01:27:00.003Z

everyone.

Hope yous were all sloshed as i was.

I didnt win pub golf with Forrester and Kegg, but i did get man of the match, for keeping a piss in longest :\. WHAT AN ACHEIVMENT!

annyyway

__________New Years Resolutions!

Noone keeps them, which is a shame, but i am going to keep mine!
Say yes to MORE oppertunities, not everyone, and yes the film and book whish when i get it i will read have inspired me.
I have started this one.

Start on my List of 101 things to do, starting with getting 101 things.

Loose this beer belly, somehow. Im still going to be drinking the same so... well see how that works out.

Have more fun, get out more, be nice and actualy find a lovely girlfriend.

Anymore? im open to nearly anything apart from bumsex and, stuff.
Any thoughts?

__________Night!

x

Deans Do's, and Dont's

2008-10-28T03:38:00.003Z

for a week.

__________Right

Dont Eat Kebab meat for a LONG time. It might demolish you.

Do wait until you get home everyday/night and eat then.

Dont spend over £1 in Gregg's everyday.

Do bring water or anything else you can munch on from home to snack on at Uni.

Dont spend so much when you go out drinking.

Do consider cheaper drinks and Pints as they will last longer dean!

Dont think your going to see someone all the time.

Do be friendly to people when you see them, but if there being a nob just be a nob back.

Dont stay up all night doing nothing.

Do stay up all night doing work if needed.

DONT play tetris.

Do the above.

Dont stay on the computer all the time unless your doing something.

Do keep in touch with people.

Dont put any more money on your mobile.

Do text when needed. ( note - if you text me and i dont reply dont take it personaly... i either didnt read it for ages or im saving money).

Dont eat so much shite.

Do eat so much shite if your doing work... wait, what?

Dont leave your plates/ cutlery out after eating.

Do clean them.

Dont leave work until last minute.

Do work everyday.

Dont complain about anything (unless you really really really really really need to). really!

Do compliment people and say nice things about them.

Il think of more... this starts when i wake up :)

__________Night All

xxx

EDIT:100+ Thing To Do Before You Die...

2008-08-18T01:21:00.016+01:00

1. Jump off something really high into water.

2. Swing off a rope into a lake.

3. Skydive.

4. Go to Japan.

5. Get at least one tattoo.

6. Learn how to play guitar (acoustic).

7. Learn how to ride a unicycle.

8. Throw a huge party and invite everyone you know.

9. Taste frog’s legs.

10. Make one million pound (someway or another).

11. Be on TV (extra in a film/TV show).

12. Wear summer clothing for at least a month during winter.

13. Get married.

14. Learn to juggle (3xballs).

15. Go to Six Flags, New Jersey and ride the Kingda Ka Roller Coaster (Fastest Highest Roller Coaster).

16. Get my drivers licence.

17. Eat Crisps on fire.

18. Do a scavenger Hunt.

19. Learn how to flip (any flip of your choice).

20. Meet a friend who you met online from a different country.

21. Go to a rainforest.

22. Create a website.

23. Enter into the Redbull Flugtag.

24. Be a Father/Mother.

25. Swim with dolphins.

26. Down a Pint in fewer than 5 seconds (Beer, Lager etc).

27. Do a Bungee jump.

28. Run a long marathon.

29. Learn how to do the butterfly swim stroke.

30. Go Parasailing.

31. Brew your own Beer.

32. Go to University.

33. Go to Mardi gras festival.

34. Design your own cocktail.

35. Have sex in a weird place.

36. Get over 100 Things to do.

37. Wee on a pyramid.

38. Ride an Elephant.

39. Go on a road trip around Europe.

40. Be handcuffed to someone for 24 hours.

41. Build a treehouse (or a secret den).

42. Experience breaking a bone.

43. Demolish something big (like a TV)

44. Lie on grass and look at the stars.

45. Watch a sunset/sunrise from a hilltop/mountain.

46. To every country you go to, get a picture of yourself with/doing something silly.

47. Buy a suit and wear it non stop during a day of EVERYTHING.

48. Busk for a day.

49. Give someone a tattoo.

50. Save someones life.

51. Experience being deaf for a day.

52. Have a “who can stay awake the longest contest” and win.

53. Pull a huge April fools day prank.

54. Walk the wall of China.

55. Have you and your friends put one item into a time capsule and bury it for a few decades.

56. Break a World Record.

57. Go to the Olympics.

58. Have a “first one to shave loses” competition.

59. Go to Oktoberfest.

60. Make a Huge picture of someone/something using Polaroid’s (or throw away camera if Polaroid’s are too expensive.)

61. Have my own house, and decorate it how I want.

62. Remake the Sony Bravia advert with bouncy balls going down some stairs.

63. Give money to charity.

64. Learn some sign language.

65.Get drunk and have a big game of tigs in a field.

66. Have a children’s sports day ( with wheelbarrow races, egg and spoon, who can stay up the longest etc)

67. Be a contestant on X-Factor.

68. Learn how to cook.

69. Get a licence for something other than a Car.

70. Do the flippy trippy up thing ( kip up ).

71. Write a script for a comedy film ( Must be very funny )

72. Get a video on youve been framed or a tv show equal to youve been framed.

73.

More!!!

Im 19 in a week

2008-07-01T01:09:00.002+01:00

Which is the 8th of july...

Predicament 1
i was gunna have people round on the saturday but my dad will be coming in from a day shift and be tired so, it isnt fair on him and if people come round for a good laugh etc, being quite sint gunna solve anything.

Perdicament 2
i was gunna have people round on the friday, have a few drinks, have a laugh and then go to sumo afterwards.
This is a problem as some of my really close friends cant afford to go out on the night, etc.

Predicament 3
I dont think this is much of a predicament but im gunna try sort summet out for monday or tuesday or summet.

If i have to see people on seperate days then i will, but i would like everyone to be in one place.
Like my 18th, but smaller.

Ideas people!

shitman

2008-05-22T00:10:00.002+01:00

is nearly donee

james chris and jack(dave)and me are all here on james's laptop editing it all together ( minus one scene ) making it look all good and PRETTY SEXUAL.

I think its funny :)

__________johns set design

is... coming along ?.. yer
might be done with most of it tonight...

and his manikin thing... BETTER BE DONE FOR TOMMOROW !

__________ sketch book ?
erm.. tomorowww.. some tonight

but done for tomorooww

__________i...

still like someone...
i like alot of people, kinda...
but, i still like one certain person, again

anyway

__________i might be doing an all nighter :)
worky workerson !

night!x

Lame jokes

2008-04-21T01:49:00.004+01:00

rule. Shell, youv got me on a "find loads of silly lame jokes and laugh loads" adventure

some of my favourate ones iv read/heard recently

1.Why do they call them seaguls?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagals.

2.What did Batman say to Robin just before he got in the batmobile?
"get in the batmobile Robin."

3.How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

4.Why did the girl fall of the bike?
She had no legs.

5.Whats red and cant swim?
A fire engine!

6. 2 drums and a symbal fall off a cliff.
ba dum tish

7.Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.

cracked me up aha!

__________what to say?

I enjoyed reading all the comments i got from my last post :)
Feel free to add if you havent.
I think il answer...

1.Be deaf or blind.
Deaf, i can live without hearing stuff, without my sight, my profesions over. I prefer to see things. I like looking at peoples faces.... I basicly love sight :)

2.Be Obese or anorexic.
This is a hard one. Id have to choose anorexic, because id put the weight on, if you loose loads of weight, you get saggy skin.

3.Live without light, or without dark (both natural).
Live without dark, The sun will be there all the time, light is best, if i needed dark, id go indoors, into a .. dark room.

4.Loose your most useful arm (right for me), or most useful leg.
Loose a leg. I dont need it as much as my right arm, inuendo aside.

5.Find out youl live for another 5 years, or live as normal (timewise) without a penis or vagina.
5 years easy. Much to be acclompished but it would be the funnest 5 years ever.

6.Have sex with a dirty prostitute or a 15 year old.
Someone brought up a good point, a 15 year old less likely to be aids ridden.

7.Dont eat meat anymore or kill your own meat to eat.
Kill my meat and cook it. Aslong as i knew how to do it properly and safe.

8.Love someone or be loved
This was hard aswell. Either way the love'ee might not love the lover back.
At the moment im a "love someone" type of person, so be loved.

9.Wear glasses for ever, or braces for 2 years.
Glasses, there well sexy.

10. Your all mental. I love yas aha.

More typey in the morow.

Night!x

PETE AND PETE.

2008-03-25T03:28:00.000Z

Who remembers Pete and Pete? It was on Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, N, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nickelodeonnn! Yer

Me and my brother used to watch it all the time, it was well good haha!
Even though the show was good, Pete and Pete were ugly bastards!
( im ugly i know, but they were UGLY )

__________University!

Back at Uni after the long weekend today. Getting some good ideas for Stop Motion aswell. ( Create an animation about an artist ).

__________Some of my Favorite Blogs!

shiresutto.livejournal.com - The blog of a close friend in University, Celeste
badablingthing.blogspot.com - Creator of Bob the Builder and Frankenstein's Cat, Curtis Jobling
johnkstuff.blogspot.com - The legend himself ladies and gents, John Kricfalusi, the creator of Ren & Stimpy

Theres more but these are the ones iv been reading recently.

__________In Other News!

Let me know what youd like to see on here, its going to act like a personal website kinda thing so.

Anyways, talk to yas soon.
Night!x

HELLO

2008-03-22T19:50:00.000Z

yalright haha :)

dean!x